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Q: What has a foot but no legs?
A: A snail
Submitted by: Dom

Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
A: Nothing
Submitted by: Rehia

Q: What comes down but never goes up?
A: Rain
Submitted by: George

Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A: A candle
Submitted by: sophia

Q: Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
A: If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
Submitted by: Abie

Q: How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
A: It can have a hole in it.

Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?
A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!
Submitted by: Mitchell

A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible?
A: The doctor is his mom!
Submitted by: Kevin

Q: What goes up when rain comes down?
A: An umbrella!
Submitted by: TumTum

Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’
Submitted by: jemma

Q: If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
A: A fire!

Q: Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
A: Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
Submitted by: c1

Q: What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short
Submitted by: adren

Q: What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
A: A stamp!
Submitted by: sandra

Q: What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
A: The letter M

Q: What has 4 eyes but can’t see?
A: Mississippi
Submitted by: hanna

Q: If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
A: A Secret.
Submitted by: Jenna

Q: Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?
A: EMPTY
Submitted by: lalalala

Q: What has hands but can not clap?
A: A clock
Submitted by: lil k

Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold.
Submitted by: Faith and Hayley

Q: A house has 4 walls. All of the walls are facing south, and a bear is circling the house. What color is the bear?
A: The house is on the north pole, so the bear is white.
Submitted by: Briana and Tennessee

Q: What is at the end of a rainbow?
A: The letter W!
Submitted by: Elizabeth

Q: What is as light as a feather, but even the world’s strongest man couldn’t hold it for more than a minute?
A: His breath!
Submitted by: Ellie

Q: What starts with the letter “t”, is filled with “t” and ends in “t”?
A: A teapot!

Q: What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
A: Silence.
Submitted by: Nene

Q: You walk into a room with a match, a karosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. Which do you light first?
A: The match.
Submitted by: Shelby

Q: A man was driving his truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. Up ahead, a woman was crossing the street. How did he see her?
A: It was a bright and sunny day!
Submitted by: Grace

Q: What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A: A palm!
Submitted by: Brown

Q: If an electric train is travelling south, which way is the smoke going?
A: There is no smoke, it’s an electric train!
Submitted by: Cole

Q: You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
A: You draw a shorter line next to it, and it becomes the longer line.
Submitted by: Barbecu

Q: What has one eye but cannot see?
A: A needle
Submitted by: Melissa

Q: A man leaves home and turns left three times, only to return home facing two men wearing masks. Who are those two men?
A: A Catcher and Umpire.

Q: Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
A: Neither, they both weigh one pound!
Submitted by: Ciara

Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: All 12 months!
Submitted by: amber

Q: A frog jumped into a pot of cream and started treading. He soon felt something solid under his feet and was able to hop out of the pot. What did the frog feel under his feet?
A: The frog felt butter under his feet, because he churned the cream and made butter.
Submitted by: Jenushika

Q: A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
A: The chain is not attached to anything.
Submitted by: Darren

Q: If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?
A: Glass
Submitted by: mike

Q: What goes up a chimney down but can’t come down a chimney up?
A: an umberella
Submitted by: rachael

Q: We see it once in a year, twice in a week, and never in a day. What is it?
A: The letter “E”
Submitted by: jade

Q: Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
A: The president!
Submitted by: Seshu

Q: They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
A: Stars!
Submitted by: Christie

Q: How do you make the number one disappear?
A: Add the letter G and it’s “GONE”
Submitted by: Ethan

Q; What goes up but never comes down?
A: Your age!Q:Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. But Sam and Peter did not pay the bill, so who did?
A:Their friend, Tuesday.
Submitted by: crystal

Q: What gets broken without being held?
A: A promise.

Q: What is always coming but never arrives?
A: Tomorrow
Submitted by: Simmy

Q: What goes through towns and over hills but never moves?
A: A Road
Submitted by: bride

Q: What has Eighty-eight keys but can’t open a single door?
A: A piano
Submitted by: Marium

Q: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
A: None of them, because you can’t get a banana from a coconut tree!
Submitted by: Marissa

Q: Which eight-letter word still remains a word after removing each letter from it?
A: Starting-Staring-String-Sting-Sing-Sin-In-I.
Submitted by: Shivani

Q: What has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
A: A river!
Submitted by: Isaac

The Smith family is a very wealthy family that lives in a big, circular home. One morning, Mr. Smith woke up and saw a strawberry jam stain on his new carpet. He figured out that everyone who was there that morning had a jam sandwich. By reading the following excuses, figure out who spilled the jam.
Billy Smith: “I was outside playing basketball.”
The Maid: “I was dusting the corners of the house.”
Chef: “I was starting to make lunch for later.”
Who is lying?
A: It was the maid. The house is circular, it has no corners.
Submitted by: JayTee

Two fathers and two sons go on a fishing trip. They each catch a fish and bring it home. Why do they only bring 3 home?
A: The fishing trip consists of a grandfather, a father and a son.
Submitted by: The Boss

Q: What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night?
A: A person! As a baby you crawl (4 legs), as an adult you walk (2 legs), then when you are older you use a cane (3 legs)
Submitted by: tamika

Q: The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. What is it?
A: A towel!

Q: What can you hear but not touch or see?
A: Your voice.

Q: What starts with “P” and ends with “E” and has more than 1000 letters?
A: A post office!
Submitted by: Bloom

Q: What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A: A pillow
Submitted by: ashlyne

Q. What is something you will never see again?
A. Yesterday
Submitted by: Alex

Q: Jack rode into town on Friday and rode out 2 days later on Friday. How can that be possible?
A: Friday is his horse’s name!
Submitted by: Candy

Q: Can you name the two days starting with T besides Tuesday and Thursday?
A: Today and tomorrow.
Submitted by: Estelle

Q: What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
A: Ohio.
Submitted by: Zack

Q: If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
A: Nine!
Submitted by: christa

Q: What is the center of Gravity?
A: The letter V.
Submitted by: Yash

Q: What is the last thing you take off before bed?
A: Your feet off the floor.
Submitted by: shakaela and ziaida

Q: A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
A: The one with the biggest head.
Submitted by: Rajah

Q: What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A: A mushroom.
Submitted by: Faith

Q: I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter but can’t go outside. What am I?
A: A Keyboard
Submitted by: Swetha

Q: What is next in this sequence: JFMAMJJASON_ ?
A: The letter D. The sequence contains the first letter of each month.
Submitted by: hazelle

Q: A man was cleaning the windows of a 25 story building. He slipped and fell off the ladder, but wasn’t hurt. How did he do it?
A: He fell off the 2nd step.
Submitted by: Kayleigh

Q: How many seconds are there in a year?
A: 12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd….)
Submitted by: haresh

Q: One night, a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker go to a hotel. When they get their bill, however, it’s for four people. Who’s the fourth person?
A: One night can also mean one knight. That makes four: one knight, a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker!
Submitted by: Niru

Q: What instrument can you hear but never see?
A: Your voice! You can sing with your voice like an instrument and hear it, but no one can see it!

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